Of Black Holes and Wormholes

<-Schwarzschild wormhole






There are times in which you know that you may be at fault:::
perhaps a bit of underlying moodiness, or a bit of impulsiveness [or compulsiveness] were the reasons for the whole let down.
Other times however, it may be entirely out of your hands.
In my case: I try -most certainly- to strive for accordance and diplomacy [when my pent up anger doesn't get a hold of me, that is].

This time, I wish to dedicate this lil space to my own little ray of...happiness...:::
MY BEDROOM.

Sure it's tiny and I could probably furnish an apartment with all my belongings already [heads up: this is what I can afford right now].
But, I can tell you:::
•it's pretty
•it's made up just like I want it.
•it's comfy.
•it's oh-so-me.
...But...
OH MY SCIENCE!
it IS a very special vortex.
Perhaps a black hole:

<-Simulated view of a black hole in front of the Large Magellanic Cloud








since objects [or this case, their functionality thereof] can "fall" into it, but cannot come out.

Or perhaps, my room is a Wormhole:

<-Analogy to a wormhole in a curved 2D space







since said disappearing acts of functionality are all related to technological devices, and so I can only assume they're pulling an "out-of-time/out-of-sight" context-fight.

In any case, my point:
You can bring ANY technological device into my bedroom or MY whereabouts [because YES, this sudden vortex effect follows me, too-but we won't get into that now] and rest assured: it'll never work the same way, EVER-again. This warning includes [but it is NOT limited to]: personal computers, lab tops, cellphones, GPS navigators, etc. and their supposed connectivity.

I should hang a signed liability clause on my door, plus one of these:
I...really should.
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